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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar with Harambe Bartender: What can I get you ? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Man: Yes, justice for Harambe."

"The Benefits of Being Masochistic What doesn't kill you makes you longer"

"Go suck an egg. Lick a mango. Breathe on an avocado. Make everyone at the grocery store uncomfortable."

"Do you know what a Canadian's favourite gun is? Eh-K-47"

"Late to Fight Club Was late to my Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. I love Fight Club, I'd highly recommend Fight Club."

"So apparently a neighborhood watch is not watching bad stuff happen to your neighbor's home & then taking a nap"

"I don't understand why people are so upset about Harambe I mean, gorillas get shot by white cops all the time."

"Russian proverb: the church is near, but the road is icy... The pub is far away, but I'll walk carefully."

"Yo dawg, we heard you like Batman So we killed your parents"

"I remember when I discovered Santa Claus was just my dad I still don't know how he snuck out every year to deliver presents all over the world."