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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why people are so upset about Harambe I mean, gorillas get shot by white cops all the time."

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CU TE"

"What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? Your last blowjob."

"What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites? Juno"

"""You're stepping on all the cracks, but you don't have to worry about it because your mother's dead"" - my seven-year-old to me this morning"

"How big would jupiter be if it was as close to the earth as the moon..... Pretty damn big (courtesy of my daughter)"

"What's the difference between Tim cook and a dead body? Tim cook gets to come out of the closet."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints!"

"How to insult a nerd ""Is rhat an Apple Watch?"""

"Why is Santa so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."