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Joke of the Day
"How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"
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"Three old women are sitting on a porch. The first one says ""Oy."" The second one says ""Oy vey."" The third one says ""I thought we weren't going to talk about the children."""
"Me and my husband Atilla got into an argument I told him ""hun, let's not fight""."
"I was up all night wondering, if you get fired at the Unemployment Office, do you just switch to the other side of the desk?"
"I got pulled over by a female cop.. When i asked what's wrong, she said ""NOTHING!!"""
"[turns to date during movie where bank robbers laugh & toss money around motel room] They won't be laughing when it's time to pick it all up"
"whats the difference between jam and jelly? cant jelly my dick in your ass..."
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. For non-Americans, this is a baseball joke"
"Why do migits laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"Job interview -It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. Whats 19x17? -36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick."