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Joke of the Day
"Does Alfred masturbate? ... No he masturwaynes"
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"Had some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of Champignons."
"Dear Cupid, next time hit us both."
"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"
"Ever see the same type of towel you own at a friend's house and be like motherfucker stole my towel but really you're just drunk at an Arbys"
"Man drowned in Muesli Got pulled in by a strong currant"
"So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers."
"Making midget jokes is mean and belittling. *belittling*"
"Girls and guys Q. Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning? A. Because they don't have balls to itch."
"[rap battle] [my opponent attempts to drop the mic, but I stealthily tied it to his finger so it just comes back up like a yo-yo]"