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Joke of the Day
"If I have to pay to use this bathroom, I'm going to lose my shit. Because I'm broke."
Next Joke
"Confess to murdering a relative while you're contestants on Family Feud. That way your family will be forced to applaud & say ""Good answer!"""
"Hey Guinevere *knight flips up his visor* Hast thou considered my proposal? Because *unsheathes blade* I'm sword of a big deal."
"Have you ever met anyone that said their dog isn't friendly? Just once I want someone to display some honesty & be like ""yeah, he's vicious"""
"Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth? Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound."
"So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like. RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM"
"What do you call a good looking Spanish/Jewish guy? Flacowitz"
"What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions? A crime fighter"
"I'd kick you in the vagina..... ...but I am afraid I would lose my shoe."
"deeply analyzing what you meant when you texted ""k"""