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Joke of the Day

"So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like. RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM"

"What do you call Aaron Rodgers' generous daughter? Sharon Rodgers"

"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"

"i like the viagra ad where the guy is on some crabbing boat in the middle of the bering sea, thinking about how he can't get hard anymore"

"Why are gay people always confused? It's because they are not thinking straight."

"3yr old had a urine test today so we gave him smarties for peeing in a cup. Now he and his brother are pissing in EVERYTHING for more candy."

"Follow your dreams, do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life! Because they're not hiring in that field."

"What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians? A drummer."

"I went to Applebee's for dinner last night Our food was so good that I asked the waitress to bring out the chef, so they brought out the microwave."

"Why can't you trust 8? cause she's a two-timin' four."