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Joke of the Day
"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."
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"I was listening to 80s music today. You just can't beat Tina Turner. Unless you're Ike Turner."
"Question on my Visa Application ""have you ever been convicted of a crime ?"" followed by ""explain why""... so I put ""no"" and ""good lawyer."
"There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who? Ho, tell me where my money is!"
"Why were the Indians the first ones here? Because they had reservations."
"Teacher: Johnny, use the words 'defeat"", ""deduct"" and ""detail"" in a sentence. Johnny: Yes ma'am. ""Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."""
"I said this to a mom I met at the park If you were a Galaxy, you'd be the Milfy Way."
"Ordered ribs so I'd have to put my phone down. Discovered new talent. Pinky scroll"
"It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails."