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Joke of the Day
"What did the O say to the Q? ""Dude, you're dicks hanging out"""
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"How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? Using saxitoxin."
"white ppl: omg lakeisha is such a ghetto name white ppl: here comes my child daffodil ginseng blueberry yogurt"
"Hot guy just walked up to me and said I was pretty so naturally I pulled out a Sharpie and drew a star on his forehead."
"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."
"I'm picking up some really good vibes from this guy... ...because he's not coming with me tonight. :("
"What's the difference between a washing machine and a festie chick... A washing machine wont follow you around all summer after you popped a load in it."
"My daughter is getting to the age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex... yesterday she asked me: ""Is that all you got?"""
"We didn't take a video recording of our child's birth but we have some awesome video of his conception."
"Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number."