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Joke of the Day
"How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? Using saxitoxin."
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"I silently mocked one of the Greek islands today I was discrete."
"Banks suck ass. First they get bailed out with $700B of our money, then they're like ""You can't use Wingdings for the font on your checks."""
"Looks like Putin will be having Turkey for Thanksgiving"
"Would you like something from my Easter basket? ""Sure!"" ""Here. Have some plastic grass."""
"How often do I tell jokes about the elements ...periodically"
"My housemate is going away to Oslo. He asked if I wanted to come along but I said Norway."
"My kids are gone for the WHOLE day. nnI miss them SO much, I can barely bring myself to pop this 3rd bottle of Champagne."
"How do you know if someone grew up in New York City? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"I had an amazing racist joke to tell... ...but a black guy stole it."