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Joke of the Day
"I sing like an amputee. Because I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.."
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"Damn girl are you a Nirvana album because...nevermind."
"I remember my first crush..: Orange."
"I'm not surprised you had a facelift..but it looks like you are."
"Me: I'm a confident driver Friend: You almost just ran someone over Me: Confidently tho"
"I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard."
"How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who gives a cluck? (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible?)"
"A cat and a rooster sat by a lake... Suddenly, the cat fell in the water and the rooster laughed. Moral of the story : When there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock."
"What Has 75 Balls and Screws Old Ladies? Bingo."
"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark."