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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet? The winner of hide and seek."

"I'd say popping your trunk to release 10,000 butterflies is the most magical way to elude the cops."

"I asked my cat ""Who is your favorite President of China?"" According to her it's Mao."

"I always heard it was OK to date a nun... as long as you don't get into the habit."

"Once you throw a paper airplane it's no longer..... Stationary. Credit: u/Breeze_In_ The _ Trees"

"My Thai girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."

"How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia? You can't. That's what makes it so funny."

"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day."

"Replace someone's MRI with a dancing skeleton gif once, and you'll never be asked to deliver bad news again."

"If Johnny Cash were alive today. He'd probably just be known as Johnny Credit/Debit."