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Joke of the Day

"what do computers & old testament gods have in common Lots of rules and no mercy"

"How do you make apple jelly? google maps."

"Should have been called ""Star Wars: The Missing Force Kin"" Because it's all about looking for her Jedi brother."

"What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified? Holy"

"did you hear about this new website which will have lots of info about penises they are planning to call it dickipedia"

"Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage? He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq"

"I just punched what I thought was a paparazzi with a long lens. It was an old man with a wheat bread sub. Sorry."

"My girlfriend keeps telling all her friends I'm racist.. typical lying Mexican."

"Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh crumbs."

"Just my luck... ""I sure do like your finger in my pussy, but your ring hurts."" ""Uh, I'm not wearing any rings. Baby, that's my wristwatch..."""