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Joke of the Day

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... It feels great, until you look down and realize you're gay."

"I'm holding a party for people who can never reach orgasm If you can't come let me know."

"Why do my eyes hurt? Because I got eye lashes."

"I'm extremely grateful that spiders don't scream back."

"Chuck Norris won the Origami Championship in 1983...folding a rock"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !"

"[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: *rubbing bridge of nose* Says here you bought 1000 bouncy castles? ME: *lips on mic* For my kingdom, Your Honor"

"She meant Trump My father and I were in a intense fight over the Presidential Run. My mom interupted, ""Triumph would win since every man loves his brand""."

"What do you call an Irish midget? Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk."

"Bought a new Shakespeare sat-nav - It gets me from A to B or not to B."