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Joke of the Day

"She meant Trump My father and I were in a intense fight over the Presidential Run. My mom interupted, ""Triumph would win since every man loves his brand""."

"My dick is like an American Too fat, but dangerous."

"(On phone) Him: I just ran a marathon in under four? Me: (eating) months or years?"

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees"

"What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean? Root Beer Floats!"

"Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine."

"How do you make a prepubescent laugh? Heh, pubes."

"Did you hear the joke about the Irish city? You'll be Dublin over in laughter when you do."

"I wanna be rich enough to have 11 midgets who run out of my closet every morning dressed as a nascar pit crew to make my bed really fast"

"Do not apologize for your dog coming up to me because this is exactly what I wanted"