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Joke of the Day
"Why do my eyes hurt? Because I got eye lashes."
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"A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says: ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""
"Setting off the security sensor when exiting a store should involve a trap door or at least a big net that scoops the suspect up."
"Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group."
"Ladies, when it comes to stalking, I'm 100% behind you."
"After a long day, I feel like a bicycle Because I'm too tired"
"What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !"
"9 out of 10 depressed people are not positive thinkers."
"*phone rings Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello how are you today? Me to son: Come here baby, SpiderMan is on the phone!"
"What do you call a plane with a muslim on it? Death row"