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Joke of the Day
"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool your Japanese father, shame on your whole family."
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"Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke."
"I love how people say they're ""expecting"" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower."
"A Black man, Mexican, and Jew walk into a bar.. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the F*&k out of my bar!"" This is my friends favorite go to joke."
"How much does a plumber make in an hour? It depends on how much crack he can produce."
"What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife? Only one shows an interest in the balls."
"How do you know this is OC? Its not on the front page"
"What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman."
"Stop making fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates!"
"What do you call a loud group of Cowboys? A Reckon-ing."