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Joke of the Day
"T NOW!"" What do we want? ""MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!"" When do we want them? ""RIGH"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"
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"Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve bacteria here."" And the bacteria says, *""But we work here. We're staph.""*"
"Sent him a pic and he replied ""BOOM!!"" Trying to figure out if that means he liked it or he threw himself on a grenade."
"My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, ""just change the sine."""
"Damn girl, is it just me, Or did I just damn you to hell for the sake of pick up line?"