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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers"
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"A dog had three puppies: Mopsy, Topsy, and Spot. What was the mother's name. 'What'"
"""Son, I just wanted to let you know your adopted"" ""Are you kidding? Really?"" I shouted. ""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour."""
"What do you get when you cross a kid who's eaten enough sugar to send a rocket into orbit, and the meanest boy in the whole world? Hyperbole"
"""As first lady you would be responsible for the White House china. Any thoughts?"" MELANIA TRUMP: Oh, Donald says he's getting rid of China"
"FEmale The original iron man. (clever feminist joke I read on a T-shirt. Not actually a huge feminist.)"
"Can't wait to get off work, then I can finally stop staring at this damn computer, and go stare at a different computer."
"The only thing I know about women is that they have lots of feelings and they're not afraid to tell you about each and every one of them."
"""Do you have anything with, ya know, even more denim?"" ""These jeans are 100% denim."" ""I require more."" ""Mr. Leno, this is getting weird."""
"Honey, your skirt is so short that your STD is showing."