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Joke of the Day

"Can't wait to get off work, then I can finally stop staring at this damn computer, and go stare at a different computer."

"Why are 25 of the 26 letters in the English alphabet problematic to Jewish people? Because they're not C's."

"Sometimes, eating is very similar to driving. You trust stale greens"

"A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders rest in peace.'"

"A choir director addresses her students Choir Director: I have your audition piece in three different keys. Student: Does that mean you can open three different locks?"

"I recently had an interview with Sony I didn't get the job because I was underqualified."

"I use a sword to argue with people. They usually get my point."

"What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story? R and J"

"How do French psychologists like their beverages? froid"

"How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes."