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Joke of the Day

"If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get? Missle Toe."

"Did you hear about the golfer that bedded the Queen? He got a hole in one."

"A little wine does the body good, a lot of wine does the body better!"

"Had a dream that someone was gently rubbing my forehead with sandpaper. Woke up to find my cat gently rubbing my forehead with sandpaper."

"My phone changed 'loud' to 'logs' so I ""laughed out logs"" at a friend's joke. I mean, I did poop a little, BUT HOW DID MY PHONE KNOW?"

"What did the pornstar say after getting a cumshot in the eye? ""I didn't see that coming"""

"What kind of bee can never make up its mind? A maybe"

"When there are no volunteers, they get appointed."

"Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!"

"Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights."