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Joke of the Day
"If Lucky Charms are magically delicious... it should be called Ethereal box."
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"It's taken me ages... ...but I've finally finished reading Stephen Hawking's book. It's about time."
"I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in"
"Chad always has an impeccable fashion sense, even when he's not trying People ask him how he does it and he tells them, ""Well, I didn't stay in the closet all those years for nothing""."
"I like my women how i like my coffee Without a penis"
"For all those who answer ""how's it goin?"" with ..""can't complain""...please review your FB status's"
"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Let's go get Jobs!"
"*pretty girl walks by and doesn't make eye contact* She must be intimidated that I manage a fantasy football team that is 8-1"
"Why aren't snowmen called snow women? Because they're in the kitchen melting."
"Coma's can really change the meaning of a sentence... For instance: * Hillary is in a hurry. * Hillary is in a coma."