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Joke of the Day
"Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands? ""If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."""
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"What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery? Force of habit."
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"slowly adding more and more lead to your meals until you're immune to bullets"