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Joke of the Day
"Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands? ""If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."""
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"I'm gonna sell my vacuum cleaner. It's just collecting dust"
"My doctor suggested I use ice to reduce the pain. But I think this whiskey tastes just fine without it."
"""Cool hand, Luke."" - Darth Vader, enviously"
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"I recently came into a HUGE amount of money. Unfortunately, though, I'm barred from future tours of the Mint."
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