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Joke of the Day

"""There's no I in TEAM,"" he yells. ""There's no COACH in LOCKER ROOM,"" I respond. He leaves in stunned silence, and is never seen again."

"I tried to explain what integers are It was pointless"

"My friend asked me today what the name of the show is where they go fishing and catch all the crabs..I said ""Jersey Shore""...Was I wrong?"

"What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles? Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads."

"My girlfriend said that if this get 1000 upvotes, we will try anal! Please don't upvote, her strap-on is huge!"

"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."

"How do you ruin a good joke? By posting it over and over on the same subreddit"

"Fitbits are the selfies of exercise."

"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Kevin"""

"Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)"