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Joke of the Day

"Mall cop wasn't going to let me park in the handicapped space. Then I showed him pictures of me dancing."

"I heard a joke on Reddit the other day.. well, I guess I didn't really hear it, more like Reddit."

"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in Steam."

"I hate Windows Embedded systems so much... They make me WinCE"

"Hear about the Donald's ""high energy"" masturbation kit? Tweezers and a magnifying glass."

"50 shades of grey After reading 50 Shades of Grey my wife asked me to tie her tightly to the bed. ""Now what?"" I asked. ""Hurt me!"" ""Ok. You have saggy tits"""

"That's definitely not my ringtone, but I'm going to have to check my phone anyway."

"So a deer walks out of the woods and says... That's the last time I will ever do that for two bucks"

"I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard."

"What do you call a train with no motivation A Loco-no-motive"