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Joke of the Day

"ME: I got pizza sauce on my mouse. I need a new one. IT DEPARTMENT: You should just be able to wipe it off. ME: Too late, I ate it."

"What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !"

"Funny how arguing works. We're all ""You clearly disagree with me, so I will now repeat my point with steadily increasing levels of volume"""

"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."

"Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST"

"Dear cast of The Simpsons, Why is it that the Asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow? Sincerely, confused."

"What's the difference between a video game and a baby? I don't start masturbating when I've beaten a video game"

"[Concert] Triangle player: *proudly playing his triangle [Octagon player struts on stage] Triangle player: ""What the-"""

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white horses fell in the mud."

"I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it."