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Joke of the Day

"I hate Windows Embedded systems so much... They make me WinCE"

"You wanna read a joke? My internet points"

"I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company ""Cheeses of Nazareth""!"

"Did you hear about the new circumcision clinic opening up? I hear the doctors only work for tips."

"What did one boob say to the other boob Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"

"A guaranteed way to make a hormone... Don't pay her..."

"Dad is in the bath when his son walks in and asks what's that between your legs dad. He replies that's my hedgehog son. The son replies it's got a big cock for a hedgehog"

"I have Facebook like reflexes. ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""Why?"" To get to the gay-cunt's house. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez."