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Joke of the Day
"That's definitely not my ringtone, but I'm going to have to check my phone anyway."
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"*judge bangs gavel on desk* *judge cooks gavel breakfast in the morning* *judge tell gavel he loves her* *judge marries gavel*"
"They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they are all the same"""
"How many Tourette's syndrome sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Damn fuck shit screw you dickhead just one asshole twat cocksucker."
"My own ass has been talking shit... but it's just a bunch of hot air."
"How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail."
"The Whip was especially popular In the 1800's"
"At first, I wanted nothing to do with this election... ...but now I've got a Bone to pick."
"Why was the Frenchmen racist? Because he was a bigette."
"A husband came home with half gallon a of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some. ""How hard is it?"" she asked. ""About as hard as my dick,"" he replied. ""Pour me some."""