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Joke of the Day
"What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper."
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"Did you hear about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? Neither did I."
"Your dog has stockholm syndrome."
"Our office couldn't afford a paper shredder so we just have a room with a pissed off badger in it that we toss documents we don't need into"
"After moving to a boring part of the West, what did Sauron say when he spotted gaps around the threshold to his home? I need more door."
"55% of people will yawn after reading the word ""yawn."""
"""Bye, losers."" *puts on motorcycle helmet and sunglasses* *rides unicycle into an elevator* ""Can you push the button for the lobby please."""
"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"
"Have you heard about President Clinton's plan to secretly bomb eastern Ukraine? He called it the ""Donetsk, Don't Tell"""
"Who's the most famous chair tester? Mike Easter"