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Joke of the Day

"Our office couldn't afford a paper shredder so we just have a room with a pissed off badger in it that we toss documents we don't need into"

"Thanks to the Fed continuing to print money, a picture is now only worth 583 words."

"What do you call a Maxican migdet? A paragraph because their not a full ese"

"My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding. You'd have to be really laid back to not have a problem with that."

"A ninja is like a fart They are both silent, but deadly."

"Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect). Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one. Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one."

"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually it was more of a wrap."

"A person automatically becomes ten times more attractive when you find out they like you!!!"

"Nostalgic grandpa A grandfather to his grandson: when i was you age id grab $5 and get groceries for the entire week. The grandson: We can't do that now grandpa..they have cameras installed."

"Now that people with zodiac tattoos feel stupid, I'm waiting for China to change its alphabet and indians to start clubs instead of tribes."