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Joke of the Day

"Parents, talk with your children about the importance of saving frequently so they won't have to restart at the beginning of the level."

"Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida."

"Who led the Jewish people through the semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses"

"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"

"A friend of mine offered to tell me a joke using the UDP protocol, but then warned me I might not get it."

"What I learned from Titanic was that you need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person you like cause you never know what might happen."

"Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow? Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long."

"The Internet is like alcohol, it gives people courage."

"I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*"

"When I fix someone's computer and they say ""Wow how'd you do that?"" I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face."