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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !"

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.... Now that I've got your attention, BOOBIES!"

"What happened to Donald Trump when he travelled to Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"

"How much poutine was left after the hockey game? Nunavet"

"Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard drinks were on the house."

"The ultimate catch-22. My boss said I need to improve my work ethic. I told him I'd work on it."

"The doctor told Harry Potter to drink 2L of Water a Day, but Harry didn't listen. Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone."

"What kind of music does a mummy like? (W)rap music!"

"My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!"