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Joke of the Day

"Why do Christian figureheads not like science? Because it's about two Adams bonding."

"My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean."

"Found this joke on the Internet and/or heard it from a friend/professor Wasn't that funny."

"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."

"My grandfather was treated very badly by the Germans in WW2. Passed over for promotion time and time again."

"Guy: [pulls out knife] Me: But I'm allergic to stainless steel Guy: [stabs me] Me: Noooo I'll get a rash"

"Me and my wife, we have decided that we don't want kids. They are not gonna like it."

"Weeaboos go to Japan and be like... W-where are the subtitles?"

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts."

"You hear the one about a geologist that was an alcoholic? He found rock bottom."