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Joke of the Day
"What do Pizzas and parents have in common? .. if they are black, you have nothing to eat!"
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"What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone? You-Rang-a-Tang?"
"I am a man with convictions. Mostly because I have a really terrible lawyer."
"What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ? Super Man wears his underwear over his pants.."
"5 guys walk into a bar You'd think atleast one of them would have seen it."
"My best friend and I were comparing our penises... for who has the biggest. It ended in a tie."
"Might stand on a construction site looking at blue prints today and see what happens."
"I'd like to apologize... To anyone I have not offended. I'll be with you momentarily."
"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"The Mets got Royally screwed...."