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Joke of the Day

"What do a wife and a tornado have in common? First, they suck. Then, they blow. Finally, they take half your house."

"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"

"Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones? They were just 2G's"

"Drugs are never the answer kids. Unless the question is ""why have you been checking under the carpet for lizards for 3 days straight?"""

"why doctorates are better then MBBS, the pee HD"

"According to the white girl weather report, today will be ""suuuuper duper sunny"" with a high of ""ughhhh"" and a low of ""fuh-reezing!"""

"We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played."

"*Farmer walks into job application Farmer: I barely speak English, and my village doesn't have a computer. Employer: BOOM! Tech support!"

"If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered beef?"

"A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because ... he got nothing to 'look' forward. Well, let just say that I 'see' his point......Ba Dum Tss!!!"