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Joke of the Day

"why doctorates are better then MBBS, the pee HD"

"I guess I am not so smart! cuz i cannot *make-up* my mind!!"

"How did you get those horrible burns? *flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire."

"Q: Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Wood."

"DC & Marvel (GOTG) Dc: I have a plan Marvel: You got a plan Dc: I have parts of a plan Marvel: hahahahahahahah"

"Scientist: we've finally taught a dog Morse Code Dog: [taps paw] Me: what did it say? Scientist: ""woof"""

"The first guy to clap was really weird ""I enjoyed this so I'm going to hit my hand with my other hand to show my appreciation"""

"did you hear about the farmer who was also a comedian I heard all his jokes were corny"

"One way to find out if your crush likes you is: Who cares. People are horrible and it's better to be alone."

"I'd like to plant a grove of trees to remember loved ones who've passed on. But everyone gets weird whenever I talk about my mourning wood."