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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my bikes. Chained up and locked down in my garage."
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"C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, no minors."""
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"What do the chronically late have in common with sex traffickers? They both ""run behind""."
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"What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI? It never ends."
"I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't ""easy breezy"" just another way to say ""slutty and flatulent?"""
"Romeo possum: [kissing] You're so hot Juliet possum: [plays dead] Romeo possum: Not cool, babe"
"That rose tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 19. Now it looks like red cabbage"