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Joke of the Day

"I don't know how well Fast & Furious 8 will do in the box office I mean, without Paul Walker, it'll probably just crash and burn, really."

"They're upping my charges from prank bomb to non-Arab terrorism."

"What does a sick billionaire say? ""I feel like a million bucks"""

"How can you tell that you had sex with a Mexican woman the night before? You wake up with a jalapeno seed on your dick."

"What's green then turns red really quickly? A frog in a blender"

"Breaking news... The news truck has split in half, our traffic report website is down, and the studio seems to be having trouble with this sound system."

"When you die, you walk down a tunnel of light and then that sentient paperclip from MS Word pops up and asks you what you want to do next."

"KFC Is like making love to a woman..... First you start with the succulent thighs then move on to the juicy breasts and at the end all your left with is a greasy box to stick your bone in"

"How many dyslexics does it screw to take in a light bulb?"

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association."