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Joke of the Day

"Waitresses/waiters of reddit... When you got interviewed for the position, did you tell them that you bring a lot to the table?"

"50/50 What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."

"How do you get past trespassing laws? (Original Joke) Only cross in groups of two"

"I told my sandwich to ""go make me a girlfriend"""

"Fellas; There's no heterosexual way of taking a selfie."

"Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.. They Forgot to mention Morons.."

"So I was talking to Abrham Lincoln And I asked him, ""what are you doing tonight?"". He said, ""My wife's dragging me to a play somebody please kill me."""

"What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"

"Top Four Signs of Job Security: 4. Promotions and raises 3. Specialized skills 2. Top producer 1. Compromising photos of the boss"

"A guy just said he wants to know what I got ""in the trunk"" I told him duct tape, a shovel and rapid decomposition powder Flirting is hard"