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Joke of the Day

"I blame my parents subscription to National Geographic when I was a kid for my preference for black women."

"Even though she's not Native American, my Wife always sends smoke signals to let me know when dinner is ready."

"Why do midgets make bad parents? Cause they struggle to put food on the table"

"What do you call it when you kill someone with your bad breath from a long distance away? No scope"

"Beware of Advice from Successful People They don't want company."

"Hey do you know Deanda? Deanda dis dick!!! HA! Got EEEM!"

"My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang."

"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was a play on words. I'll let myself out."

"A silly joke about sex after marriage."

"How do clams communicate? A shell phone!"