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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!"
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"Putin me on that list."
"I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone"
"How does a fallopian tube take its eggs? (Ovaries Z)"
"A lesbian tried to hit on me today, so I let her know that I was straight. She told me, ""Spaghetti is straight too, till it gets wet"""
"A man walks into a bar and tells a joke that has been posted on reddit before. I only know because no one would shut the fuck up about it."
"You look like I could use some sex."
"What did the elephant say to the man? Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?"
"I used to date a dysexic woman... ... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock."
"What was the pedophile's favourite drink? The milkshake, because it brought all the boys to his yard"