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Joke of the Day

"I heard that the Dutch have a lot of educational support for homosexual teens. They know had bad things can go when a dyke fails."

"A gunmen shoots up a clothing store.. So many casual tee's"

"Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? He hasn't either"

"Birthdays.... ... are good for health. Studied have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer"

"Airbags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident, but now you have a whimsical puppy dog."

"The next time someone tells me they feel like a million bucks I'm going to try to deposit them into my checking account."

"I slipped on some black ice yesterday... I thought it was regular ice until I realized my wallet was gone."

"When I want to exercise, I wear my gym clothes... ...but when I want to wear something more formal, I wear my James clothes."

"""It's the little things in life that make you laugh,"" my mom used to say. I never understood it until I saw two midgets fighting at Walmart."

"So I was shopping online for antique guns..... and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition."