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Joke of the Day

"I heard that the Dutch have a lot of educational support for homosexual teens. They know had bad things can go when a dyke fails."

"An old lady in front of me dropped a $20 note, so I asked myself, ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."

"If dumping the last of your chips into the dip and eating it like cereal is wrong then I don't wanna be right."

"How do you pick up my ex girlfriend? With a broom and a dustpan."

"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."

"I asked a crow what its favourite Apple product was.. ""Caw!"""

"""STOP IT STOP IT. CUT. THIS IS ALL WRONG"" I scream at my cats dressed like vampires. ""This is NOTHING like Twilight!!"""

"When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think ""you dirty bastard""."

"What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more? An extractor fan"

"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds:""No, I'm stuffed."""