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Joke of the Day

"What's Lorde's favourite band? Yeah Yeah Yeahs"

"The other day I saw a brother holding his sister's hand while walking How...touching."

"I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts."

"Why did Bob get fired from his job at the dildo factory? Because he got caught sitting on the job."

"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic."

"When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."

"My kids never finish their dinner because they're saving room for bath water."

"A man walks up to a woman ""We're going to have sex tonight"" The man said. ""Why?"" replied the woman. ""Because I'm stronger than you"""

"BIRD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable."