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Joke of the Day
"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"
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"""That's what"" -She"
"*COPS* cop: there he is! get him! 'you'll never catch me! i'm translucent-man!' *goes translucent* cop: we can still kinda see you"
"Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder."
"Running is a lot more fun when you're laying on the couch and not running"
"[makes eye contact with someone through crack in bathroom stall] hey"
"If they took all the money spent on making Godzilla movies, they could've probably just made an actual Godzilla by now."
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... What's the opposite of progress?"
"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she has no arms"
"If plan A didn't work... Try Plan B. If Plan B didn't work either, congratulations, You're a parent!"