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Joke of the Day

"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"

"Why did the lady poet go to the doctor? She had a Yeats Inflection"

"I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career! I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's."

"What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines? On porcupines, the pricks are on the outside."

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space."

"A Texas sheriff found a black man who was shot 12 times. He said it was the worst case of suicide he'd ever seen."

"My wife said I'd look good in a beard, I wasn't sure... But it grew on me!"

"Why do Chinese people love NY? Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each."

"I found out I've been spelling pedo wrong for years. It's actually paedo. Always handy to spellcheck a CV."

"What do you call a magic owel? Hoo-Dini!"