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Joke of the Day

"A man walks up to a woman ""We're going to have sex tonight"" The man said. ""Why?"" replied the woman. ""Because I'm stronger than you"""

"How did the hipster make it to the front page? He did it before it was cool"

"Why did the blind Jew hate driving in Germany? When it came to speed bumps, he did nazi them coming"

"Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind."

"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we going to get through this shit"

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who's up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"If your dad wrote the Bible, who would he have building the ark? Not sure who he would have, but I Noah guy."

"What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile"

"What do you call a gay geologist? Substrate."

"I recently started dating a woman in a wheelchair, and I stood her up. Not surprisingly that's when she fell for me...and you know what, it became a bit of a drag...but now we're on a roll."