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Joke of the Day
"[two female cops come to arrest me but I am hiding in the men's bathroom] Haha ""What do we do?"""
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"Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad? ...because William Shatner"
"Never knew that Irish people are so racist... Needless to say I was shocked when my Irish mate started telling me about how much he hates the black and tans."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Nevermind; it's actually a really obscure number you've probably never heard of it."
"yo momma so stupid that blonds make jokes about how stupid she is."
"What do you call a road full of giraffes? Giraffic."
"Me: It's been 3 years, but I'm finally making progress on my book. Friend: You're writing a book? Me: No. I meant the book I'm reading."
"Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven ""ate"" nine."
"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"
"How do you measure a milf? themommeter"