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"*gets called abnormal* *checks for normal abs*"
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"Who do you get if you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with Michael Jackson? Michael Wasanigger"
"there was this confusing 'do not touch' sign in the mall. I just can't put my finger on it."
"Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen."
"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
"To the guy who named cotton candy: Yes! It looks just like it sounds. To the guy who named Milk Duds: What the hell is wrong with you?"
"I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant. I now have Kobe Beef."
"I call my penis ""my aircraft carrier"" Because there are always seamen in it."
"Einstein took naps during the day. So if you want to be smarter, my advice is to take more naps while having an IQ of 160."
"Steelers defense, last night."