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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a road full of giraffes? Giraffic."

"Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed"

"What do you get if you put morphine on your toast? Crumfortably Numb!"

"If a person with ADHD went to a camp... ... would it be called a concentration camp? Source: Girlfriend with ADHD"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it be R... but a true pirate always favors the C."

"10 indications YOU'RE the retarded FB friend ^"

"I've had second thoughts about masturbation... On one hand, it feels great. On the other hand, you don't feel a thing."

"Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it."

"What do you call a waterfall that flows upwards? Viagra falls!"

"I'm hung like a baby boy. About 20 inches long, 14 inches around, weighs about 9 pounds."