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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a road full of giraffes? Giraffic."
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"One mans trash... ""One man's rubbish is another man's treasure"" is a fantastic Idiom. But it's a horrible way to tell your kid that he's adopted."
"A rabbi and a Catholic priest were talking When the priest asked the rabbi - ""When will you ever eat from my food?"" To which the rabbi immediately responded - ""At your wedding"""
"Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor? Because he was in Sidious."
"What do methheads and Mormons have in common? They both ride bikes and go on missions."
"Has anyone ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they"
"Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church? They're insects. I'll show myself out."
"It's OK people with a poor grasp of the English language, I'm a sex attic too."
"Do someone a favor and it becomes your job."
"What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch"