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Joke of the Day
"How do you measure a milf? themommeter"
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"Some days I ask, ""What would Chewbacca do?"" And the answer is always, ""Make that gargly roaring sound."" So that's what I do."
"your laughing style Hehehe hahaaha ahahaha ohahahooo ehahahee"
"So I was coloring my few, grey hairs with a sharpie and Hubby walked in. He told me, I'm the reason for warning labels on small appliances."
"This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer..."
"What are some good deli related jokes? I need some good jokes about deli and or the meats and cheeses sold in them."
"All across the United States of America, at this very moment, right now.... Kelsey, Madison and Taylor literally can't even."
"Black licorice tastes like Satan himself made candy and then it expired."
"A little bit of ash falls on Hitler's shoulder. He sweeps it off and says ""Fuck off Jew"""
"Kwanzaa and Festivus were both made up in 1966. One is a joke holiday that no one should take seriously. The other was featured on Seinfeld. hat tip to u/AudibleNod"