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Joke of the Day
"How do you measure a milf? themommeter"
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"The lesbian couple next door got me a Rolex for my birthday... I think they misheard me when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"3 guys walk into a bar The 4th one ducks."
"I'm gonna leave this world just like I came in, dawg! ""Yo, for sure. Kickin and screamin!"" Nah, brah. On a giant spaceship."
"Him: Are you gonna kill me? Me: WHAT? Him: Your mood swings. I figured today's the day I die. Me: Him: *whispers* Please don't hurt me."
"9 y/o daughter: dad, what's your favourite healthy food? Me: fruits. Your's? 9: Eggs Me: Good 9: like Reese's peanut butter eggs"
"China's economy is doing perfectly fine. I hear it's booming."
"What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"
"Why did the hipster burn his fingers? because he changed the light bulb before it was cool"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only if the light bulb wants to change."