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Joke of the Day
"Your mama's hair is so nappy... Moses couldn't part it."
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"How do you make an internet addict wait? I'll tell you later."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut you fucking racist."
"What is the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen and the other eats raw men."
"What has 4 eyes and cannot see? Mississippi."
"I like my women like I like my chocolate with nuts"
"Before I go swimming in the ocean... I always slather myself in marmite, that way I have a 50% chance of not getting eaten by a shark."
"I swallowed some food coloring the other day. I'll be alright, but it feels like I dyed a little inside."
"Girls are a lot like oceans, beautiful and deep but once a month it's shark week."
"What did one suicide bomber say to the next? Nothing, he just waved. #punchlinesthatdontwork"