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Joke of the Day
"A penguin walks into an airport... A TSA officer stops him and says ""Penguins can't fly."""
Next Joke
"Mary's doctor told her she was allergic to latex ""Oh no, I'm so fucked!"" She responded, shocked at the news ""I'm afraid not."" said the doctor as he left with a grin."
"Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines."
"Someone just threw sodium chloride at me. It was a salt."
"How do you kill a giraffe? Punch him in the throat."
"What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow Natives"
"What was Beethoven's favorite food? BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)"
"Dracula & other undead people who sleep in coffins must have good abs. They always rise up flat-backed when the casket opens."
"I have 70 hobbies and they all smell the same. They are 69'ing and fishing"
"They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug."