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Joke of the Day

"A penguin walks into an airport... A TSA officer stops him and says ""Penguins can't fly."""

"My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them ""Happy Blacks Friday""."

"I'm thinking of taking up animal hoarding. Where can I get 37 armadillos this time of night?"

"What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear? An Amoeba."

"SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me? S: *blushes* well not anymore"

"My son was kicked out of school when a girl came in and wanked him off... I said, ""Son, that's 3 schools already... Maybe teaching isn't for you."""

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter."

"Apparently people keep mistaking me for their Mirrors because they keep saying I'm ugly or fat"

"Why can't two Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"

"Me: I won't make it. Go on without me. Her: It's a toe cramp M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood H: That's sweat M: Tell my story"